Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Home Delivery

Once upon a time, there was a Decent Chap called Vivek Oberoi. He entertained us with films called Saathiya and Company. Then suddenly one day his Evil Twin, Mr Viveik Annand Oberoi kidnapped him, and threw him into a faraway hidden dungeon. To this day, no one knows where Mr Viveik Annand Oberoi stashed the good ol' Vivek Oberoi. Speculations abound as to why Mr Evil Twin took such drastic measures and did away with the decent chap; but the truth remains a mystery.

Some say, in frightened whispers of course, that Mr Evil Twin was embarrased by Decent Chap's 'Vakao' style and wanted to do away with him. After all, they were identical twins, and people often mistook them for each other. And Mr Evil Twin hated being mistaken for a guy who wears red and gold suits embedded with hundreds of light bulbs (Can you blame him?)

Some others mention a certain girlfriend matter. Errr... I don't think I know a lot of details about that rumor.
Still others say Mr Evil Twin was jealous of Decent Chaps growing fame as an actor and a star. He wanted it all for himself. And because they looked identical, it was a piece of cake. We all know his MO - pretty easy, huh?

The twist in the tale was the fact that Mr Evil Twin aka Viveik Annand Oberoi had absolutely no acting talent. He was the worst thing Bollywood had ever seen (barring possibly Armaan Kohli). And poor dear Di had to suffer him at the yawn-fest called Home Delivery.

This is a public appeal... Anybody who unearths the dungeon where the decent chap Mr Vivek Oberoi has been imprisoned will be publicly feted on Tilak/Lakdi Bridge with a jaahir muka PuLa ishtyle. Alternatively, if anyone could shoot the Evil Twin...

Look at him... could he be more irritating? To be fair though, Mahima's portrayal of Miss Maya is howlarious. 'Cuckoo Cuckoo' is a laff-riot. That's all I can bring myself to say, regarding the plus points of the film. Se ya folks!

	invincible December 6, 2005   05:54 PM PST   So you reco a strict no for this to be delivered home? I liked the twin story :)

	Sou December 6, 2005   06:45 PM PST   I'm still recovering from watching "Apaharan" at 10.30 last night at e-sqr... quick! the smelling salts!!

	Di December 6, 2005   10:58 PM PST   @ Invinci: Thanks :) @ Soum: Ye sama, ye dastoor, aur aisi beemari??? I bet it can't be as bad as HomeDel!

	Sou December 7, 2005   03:38 PM PST   [quote]i bet it can't be as bad as HomeDel[/quote] Koi shak!?!

	Di December 7, 2005   05:22 PM PST   We'll see! I can't believe anyone can be as bad as Viveik.

	Atul December 8, 2005   01:55 AM PST   He he, and while that somebody is unearthing the Decent Chap, can s/he be so kind and dump John Abraham in there :P Btw, great blog this, especially liked the "sthal suchavne" post :)

	Di December 8, 2005   09:47 AM PST   He he he... thanks :)

	s! December 9, 2005   05:45 AM PST   hehe, well written!

	Di December 9, 2005   10:34 AM PST   :) Thanks!

	Poo January 3, 2006   07:41 AM PST   your reviews are ha-ha-hilarious!

	Di January 8, 2006   02:13 PM PST   Thanks Poo! :)

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